Right so last tuesday night/wednesday liz stayed the night and I played sro and things, and she played FF7. so I was sleeping with that crazy Ace cat, right, and she does this thing where she's just laying there and then she liek goes into seizures and makes really really scary noises, right. so liek.... I was sleeping, and she was sleepin next to me and then she flips out and wakes me up. So I do what comes natural and attempt to defend myself by throwing her off my bed. so then liek she bites my thumb and puts a hole in the side of it and a big slash down the middle so I punch her in the face and she runs out of the room, and I'm all bleeding all over and stuff right so then liek (and remember im still liek halve aslpee and struff) and so liek I run into the bathrooom to put toilet paper on my MASSIVE WOUND and then I get kinda dizzy so I lay down.

Then, from what tehliz tells me, I let go of my hand and went pale and sprawled out and started shakin and shit. liek so I have no recollection of any of those events. and I woke up and she was yellin and stuff. so if she werent there I probably would have died, i think i went into shock. shock kills, ya?

ya thats my near death experience. i hope u enjoid my aolspk ))